Why do celebrity star blogs get so famous? It isn't like there isn't anything on there that you could just Google your own self. Case in point: "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie getting married finally!" (This was a real, legit blog post on some celebrity blog thing). I was like, "yeah, I totally care. I want that information shoved down my throat." But of course I'm being sarcastic, because it's really awkward having information in your mind about a topic that everyone you hang out with thinks is stupid. Can you imagine me, a big sharer, in a group of my friends?:
Them: "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie suck. Who cares about them???"
Me: *struggles with info*............."THEY'RE ENGAGED."
Them: *look of disgust*
So, you know what, weird stalker bloggers that have nothing else to blog about, KEEP YOUR INFORMATION TO YOURSELF. I do not want to know, because once that bit of news is in my head, I must share it. I'm like a Gremlin, but with different rules.
- Do not expose to gossip. Ever.
- Never get me curious about what happens when I click link.
- Never feed me after midnight (that rule still appplies from the original)